It’s been proven that happier cows produce better milk, and better milk produces better ice cream. And when it comes to happy cows AND better ice cream, Turkey Hill Dairy takes that pretty seriously.
Over the years, we’ve researched all sorts of ways to make cows happier. We’ve tried music (they tend to prefer bluegrass), we’ve tried massages (cows carry their stress in their shoulders), and we’ve even tried stand-up comedians (cows can’t resist a good knock-knock joke).
Turns out, cows are a lot like people, and all they really need to be happy is the right partner. That’s why Turkey Hill created CowsOnly.com, a bovine-exclusive website that uses a patented, five-step algorithm (and a bunch of other scientific stuff cooked up by our Research & Development team) to match the right cow with the right partner.
Check out the website for yourself here, where you can view just a few of the thousands of cow profiles. You can also learn more about it in the video below, which includes interviews with a Turkey Hill researcher and Filo Spolar, a farmer who says that Cows Only gave him “a whole new herd.”