Introducing CowsOnly.com — The world’s first dating website for cows!

Posted by Turkey Hill Team on April 1st, 2017
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Green field with cows in summer

It’s been proven that happier cows produce better milk, and better milk produces better ice cream. And when it comes to happy cows AND better ice cream, Turkey Hill Dairy takes that pretty seriously.

Over the years, we’ve researched all sorts of ways to make cows happier. We’ve tried music (they tend to prefer bluegrass), we’ve tried massages (cows carry their stress in their shoulders), and we’ve even tried stand-up comedians (cows can’t resist a good knock-knock joke).

Turns out, cows are a lot like people, and all they really need to be happy is the right partner. That’s why Turkey Hill created CowsOnly.com, a bovine-exclusive website that uses a patented, five-step algorithm (and a bunch of other scientific stuff cooked up by our Research & Development team) to match the right cow with the right partner.

Check out the website for yourself here, where you can view just a few of the thousands of cow profiles. You can also learn more about it in the video below, which includes interviews with a Turkey Hill researcher and Filo Spolar, a farmer who says that Cows Only gave him “a whole new herd.”

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29 Responses to “Introducing CowsOnly.com — The world’s first dating website for cows!”

  1. Amy says:

    Love the April 1st post!

  2. Joan says:

    Happy April Fool’s Day to you, too !

  3. Elaine says:

    cows need love too!!

  4. Terry says:

    Where did the bull take his date, when he found one on cowsonly.com?

    To the mooooovies !

  5. diane says:

    Happy April Fool’s Day -quite an idea!!!!!

  6. Donna Keller says:

    April Fool’s day to you TH.

  7. Sue Carper says:

    Wonder if cows read? Do they know about April Fools jokes? I hope they aren’t too disappointed there’s not really a cow dating service! lol

  8. Marion says:

    Happy First of April!

  9. caroline of Manalapan says:

    This was not for hubby. He nows wants to know if the bulls are bigamists and do straight cows avoid gay cows. I am not sure if he is serious or continuing April fools stuff.

  10. lee carr says:

    so glad I read the other comments before commenting
    this is an April fools story but
    I do know that farmers match their cows with bulls to create new cows
    no sex involved

  11. Pam says:

    Hmmmm: music, massages, stand-up comedians, the right partner? Something to think about. Happy A F D.

  12. Ann King says:

    and yes it is April 1st and let me wish you all a happy April Fools Day!

  13. Harriet Goldstein says:

    Cute idea! Happy April Fool’s Day!

  14. Barb says:

    What a great April Fool’s Story!!

  15. Mike Swope says:

    Miranda is hot. Is she single?

  16. Sarah says:

    Why not? Happy April Fool’s Day to all!

  17. The April Fool’s Day story is priceless!

  18. Mary Anne Powell says:

    Ha ha ha!!!! Happy April Fools Day.

  19. Happy April Fool’s Day Turkey Hill. Totally adorable website. You guys have waaay to much fun lol

  20. Jacque says:

    Good one! This is soooo funny!Happy April 1st.

  21. janet says:

    THANK YOU FOR THE TICKLES AND GIGGLES

  22. sandi mojzuk says:

    It’s about time. Lonely cows do not produce good milk.. Just think about it.. HAPPY MAKES HAPPY, and HAPPY cows make TURKEY HILL THE BEST

  23. Bob Kessler Jr says:

    I expected nothing less from Turkey Hill on April Fools Day.

  24. Lisa S says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….Nice one!!!

  25. CHRISTINE says:

    GUESS IT WAS AN APRIL FOOLS DAY JOKE HAHA TURKEY HILL WE ARE GETTING TO KNOW YOU ALL TO WELL. LOL

  26. Jim in SOMD says:

    If this was listed in the pick the fake story section, I would pick this 100 out of 100 times. This definitely sounds like a fake story.

  27. Teresa Motz says:

    Ice cream makes the world go round!

  28. Norma says:

    What a bovine beauty.

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